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Country Trash by The Hellroys

Country Trash

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We're doin' all right for Country Trash!

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Don't Ever Trust the Mothman by The Hellroys

Don't Ever Trust the Mothman

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Wings like a bird. Squawks like a bird. Big ass cloaca too! Don't ever trust the Mothman!

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    Don't Ever Trust the Mothman 4:03
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Chíngate (Means I Love You) by The Hellroys

Chíngate (Means I Love You)

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How do the Hellroys say "I Love You?"

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    HELLROYS - Chíngate (Means I Love You) 3:06
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Ted Nugent Shit His Pants by Hellroys

Ted Nugent Shit His Pants

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"Ted Nugent Shit His Pants" is the latest single from the Hellroys. It was recorded at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio on March 22, 2024. Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Joe Viers. Music and lyrics copyright 2024 by the Hellroys.

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HELLROYS Half Acre by The HELLROYS

HELLROYS Half Acre

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"HELLROYS Half Acre," the slightly anticipated 4th album from the HELLROYS, features nine brand new HELLROYS chart toppers plus covers of the Conway Twitty hit, "It's Only Make Believe," and the Johnny Cash classic "Big River!"

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    Sodomy By The Lake (CMA Song of the Year) 2:23
    Sodomy By The Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
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    Asshole Dog 3:25
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    The F-Word 27 Times 1:06
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    (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You 4:40
    (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
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    This Truck Is Drunk 2:37
    This Truck Is Drunk
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    Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I'm Drinking) 3:02
    Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I'm Drinking)
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    Between Satan & The Skull 3:03
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    Stole My Heart (And My Kidney) 2:30
    Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
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    It's Only Make Believe 2:42
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    Big River 2:53
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    Santa Claus Is A Commie 3:21
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HELLROYS On Earth by HELLROYS

HELLROYS On Earth

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
    Mama Used to Beat My Ass
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    The Human Body Is Disgusting 2:27
    The Human Body Is Disgusting
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    Sisterwives in a Singlewide 3:26
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    Drunken Corn Teen Blues 2:24
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    Lucinda Williams 2:50
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    Arrested for Being Country 2:57
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Personal Jesus 4:06
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HELLROYS Is Real by HELLROYS

HELLROYS Is Real

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
    My Truck Is Loud
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
    I Don't Do No Drugs
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit)
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
    Drink Drunk Enough
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    Three Days Homeless 0:26
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    Don't Think I Won't 3:06
    Don't Think I Won't
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Weremilf 2:40
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered) by The HELLROYS

Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).” “Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that Read more

The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”

“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.

Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)" for free! Right here! Right now!

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    Conjoined Siamese Twins 2:22
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
    Put the Hammer Down
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
    Them Titties Ain't Retarded
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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