Drunken Corn Teen Blues

HELLROYS

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Ain’t no coronavirus gonna stop our Dumb Country Noise! Written, recorded, mixed, and mastered in different houses, here’s the new HELLROYS quarantine anthem. Pants optional.

hellroysisreal #drunkencornteenblues #washyourhands #watchyourass #quarantine

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    Drunken Corn Teen Blues 2:24
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HELLROYS Is Real

HELLROYS

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    Three Days Homeless 0:26
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    Don't Think I Won't 3:06
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Weremilf 2:40
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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    Conjoined Siamese Twins 2:22
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
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“The Hellroys have a great energy to their music. It’s country with a punch...[t]hey bring skill and smarts not just to the lyrics, but to the music, and walk the line between humor and indecency just about perfectly...”

— Saving Country Music

“The Hellroys are the musical equivalent of watching “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” – you laugh, you feel deep shame, and then you laugh again. ”

— Columbus Free Press