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Santa Claus Is a Commie (Single) by HELLROYS

Santa Claus Is a Commie (Single)

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He dresses all in red, lives in a forced labor commune up north…hey, Santa’s a dod gamned commie! It’s about time somebody said it! So we did. It's our new song “Santa Claus Is a Commie.”

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(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You (Single) by HELLROYS

(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You (Single)

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"You said it’s me and my hand tonight..."

Get your hands on "(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You" from the HELLROYS' upcoming album, "HELLROYS Half Acre."

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Between Satan & the Skull (Single) by HELLROYS

Between Satan & the Skull (Single)

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When it comes to voodoo dolls, there's only three things to consider: location, location, and location. Between Satan & the Skull is better than beneath the tramp stamp. Believe me.

This is the 2nd single from the HELLROYS' upcoming album "HELLROYS Half Acre."

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Asshole Dog (Single) by HELLROYS

Asshole Dog (Single)

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It's been said that you ain't a real country band unless you have a song about a dog. Check out "Asshole Dog" from the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS. It's the first single from the HELLROYS' upcoming 4th album and it's available now!

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HELLROYS On Earth by HELLROYS

HELLROYS On Earth

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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HELLROYS Is Real by HELLROYS

HELLROYS Is Real

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered) by HELLROYS

Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
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