HELLROYS On Earth

HELLROYS

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered.

The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
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    The Human Body Is Disgusting 2:27
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    Sisterwives in a Singlewide 3:26
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    Drunken Corn Teen Blues 2:24
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    Lucinda Williams 2:50
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    Arrested for Being Country 2:57
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Personal Jesus 4:06
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HELLROYS Is Real

HELLROYS

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    Three Days Homeless 0:26
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    Don't Think I Won't 3:06
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Weremilf 2:40
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

HELLROYS

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    Conjoined Siamese Twins 2:22
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
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“The Hellroys have a great energy to their music. It’s country with a punch...[t]hey bring skill and smarts not just to the lyrics, but to the music, and walk the line between humor and indecency just about perfectly...”

— Saving Country Music

“The Hellroys are the musical equivalent of watching “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” – you laugh, you feel deep shame, and then you laugh again. ”

— Columbus Free Press