From the recording Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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Lyrics

Conjoined Siamese Twin
(words & music by the HELLROYS)

I love you but I ain't gonna lie
I've been seeing someone on the side
The girl I love the best, is right there on your left
Your conjoined Siamese twin

Her side's just a little bit more cute
Her side even has the bigger boob
Yes it's just the same poontang
But I'll be screaming out the name of
Your conjoined Siamese twin
I'm in love with your conjoined Siamese twin

Conjoined Siamese twin is half an angel
Conjoined Siamese twin is half a dish
Conjoined Siamese twin, she's just like you
But she's not a bitch 

This here does not count as a threesome
This here thing is just a her and me-some
So turn your head and watch tv,
Cuz it's sexy time in this bed for me
And your conjoined Siamese twin
I'm in love with your conjoined Siamese twin