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  1. Them Titties Ain't Retarded

From the recording Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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Them Titties Ain't Retarded
(words & music by the HELLROYS)

All that meth must'a killed your brain
Underneath your dress is just brown stains
There ain't no other way to say it
You bought scratch-offs with your 401k
But don't you be so downhearted
Because them titties ain't retarded

You eat more paint chips than most folks
You'll trade a BJ for a Diet Coke
You used a knife to comb your hair
Your ass looks like a beanbag chair
But don't you get no teardrops started
Because them titties ain't retarded

(Chorus)
No them titties ain't retarded
No them titties ain't retarded
My love for you won't be discarded
As long as them titties ain't retarded

You sold the car to get gas money
You don't even understand why that's funny
You alphabetized all the M&Ms
Let people talk, I don't care about them
But don't you get no teardrops started
Because them titties ain't retarded

(Repeat Chorus)

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