Lyrics

Asshole Dog

My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
My dog chewed the neck off my 5-string banjo
My-hy dog’s just an asshole

My dog ate all my gummy edibles
My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
My dog lets burglars in, won’t bark at all
My dog’s just an asshole

Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the crotch
Asshole Dog - went and made me watch while it humped my garden gnome
Asshole Dog

Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the cooch
Asshole Dog - ate right on through six square feet of drywall

Took the dog to the vet to see what’s the matter
With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home
Vet took a look said, “son, that’s a goddamn badger”
My-hy dog ain’t a dog at all

Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the vadg-er
Asshole Dog - stole a Sheriff’s tin badge, and got me tasered

Asshole Dog - is a raging alcoholic
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama’s ham wallet
Asshole Dog - no matter whatcha call it, it’s just an asshole
Asshole Dog

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