Lyrics

Don’t ever trust the Mothman
He lies and cheats and steals
My story might sound crazy
But every word is real
One night he fed me whiskey
He stole an automobile
He hit me, beat me, and pulled down my pants then uh stuck me behind the wheel

It wasn’t me
It was the Mothman
It wasn’t me
It was the Mothman

The Mothman ain’t nothing but strife
He gave STD to me and my wife
And his poop was white

Wings like a bird
squawks like a bird
Big ass cloaca too
He’ll shake his tail feather in your face
And make ya look at his Mothman snood

He dressed in drag
he took me out back
And I tell ya, I really dont care
but last night he met your mother fucker.
Hope you like to share cause she did.

It wasn’t me

The Mothman ain’t nothing but trouble
He laid an egg. It tasted great.
And I once saw him molt