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  1. Weremilf

From the recording HELLROYS Is Real

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Lyrics

WEREMILF 
(words & music by the HELLROYS)

364 days a year she's not so hot 
Then Halloween arrives and man, she shows you what she's got
A startling metamorphosis occurs and then you're caught
She shifts her shape into her slinky little dress
She's gonna eat you up and leave a sticky mess

She's the Weremif. She'll take you in her teeth 
She's the Weremilf. On the prowl to get some peen
She's gonna show you her full moon on Halloween
Beware the Weremilf

She got a silver bullet. Sets it to vibrate 
The Weremilf does not love you, man. She's predator, you're prey
And all the college boys in this here town they know her name
The Weremilf has no wedding ring upon her hand
But on her hairy palm she has a pentagram 

She's the Weremilf. She'll take you in her teeth 
She's the Weremilf. On the prowl to get some peen
She's got a lot of hair to wax on Halloween
Beware the Weremilf.

She makes the Monster on its slab begin to rise
She makes the Wolfman jack. She makes Freddy fantasize 
She'll cut you down and eat you up like you was pumpkin spice 
Them boys come running every time she wags her tail 
She'll bob your apples then move onto someone else

She's the Weremilf. She'll take you in her teeth 
She's the Weremilf. On the prowl to get some peen
She's gonna wear you like a suit on Halloween
Beware the Weremilf