From the recording Ted Nugent Shit His Pants
"Ted Nugent Shit His Pants" is the first single from the upcoming 5th album from the Hellroys, "Milk Milk Lemonade." Recorded at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio on March 22, 2024. Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Joe Viers. Music and lyrics copyright 2024 by the Hellroys.
Lyrics
Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid Vietnam. Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid Vietnam.
He was scared of the bullets and the guns and the bombs. Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid Vietnam.
They had a draft. They brought him in. He got escared. He shit pants.
Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid Vietnam. Ted Nugent shit his pants to avoid Vietnam.
<Guitar solo>
Ted Nugent shit his pants on the hunting trail. Ted Nugent shit his pants on the hunting trail.
He was filling up his diapers like a alpha male. Ted Nugent shit his pants on the hunting trail.
He doesn’t drink. He doesn’t smoke. So fully sober. He shit his pants.
Ted Nugent shits his pants all the time every day. Ted Nugent shits his pants all the time every day.
Ted Nugent…shits his pants.
Ted Nugent…shits his pants.
Ted Nugent…shits his pants.
He shits his pants. All over the land. One time in Japan. A gun in his hand.
Ted Nugent…shits his pants.
He shits his pants.