Lyrics

ANAL ALIEN
(words & music by the HELLROYS)

Anal Alien, why did you cross the galaxy?
Anal Alien. Just to probe that space between my cheeks?
What do you even care what's going on in my derrière?
What’cha trying to see, Anal Alien?

Anal Alien, why'd you invade my trailer park?
Anal alien, why invade my hiney in the dark?
What do you hope to find in that secret place of mine?
Won’tcha tell me please, Anal Alien?

Anal Alien, tell me what I done. Why'd you single out me?
Anal Alien, with your big ray gun, you’re having fun
With all your technology you must have an MRI machine 
So why you probing me, Anal Alien?

Anal Alien, tell me what I done. Why'd you single out me?
Anal Alien, with your big ray gun, you’re having fun
How do you even hold a probe with both hands on my shoulders? 
Tell me please, Anal Alien

Anal Alien, I’ve never seen you in the light of the day
Anal Alien, your spaceship looks like a Chevrolet
You don't look like ET. You look like a guy I know named Zeke
From my bowling team...Hey, wait a minute.
You ain't no alien.