Lyrics

This Truck Is Drunk

I know what you’re thinking, but I ain’t drinking
This truck is drunk
Please don’t pull me over, I swear I’m sober
But this truck is drunk

Well, my truck is computerized with GPS and auto pilot
I don’t touch the wheel, cuz it’s self driving
My truck drinks that ethanol, that’s gasoline with alcohol
I don’t drink at all, but this truck is drunk

Doing shots of nitrous and high on high-test
This truck is drunk
Sucking up the octane and feeling no pain
This truck is drunk

Drunk truck went to Jiffy Lube, tried to hump a Subaru
Tried to pick a fight with a Maserati
Slurred speech on that GPS that took me down to see my ex
Parked at her home address
This truck is drunk

I know what you’re thinking, but I ain’t drinking
Why’d you pull me over? I swear I’m sober
This truck is drunk

Officers don’t take me in, I think drinking beer is a sin
But my truck’s drunk again and I ain’t lying

The sheriff said “This truck of yours is not a truck.
You’re on the floor. You smell like puked up Coors.”
I might be drunk

I might be drunk...NO
This truck is drunk