Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY! Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number. Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we…
Read more“The Hellroys call themselves the “Sole Purveyors of Dumb Country Noise.” That’s probably an appropriate subtitle. But it’s also tightly-crafted and dare I say kind of intelligent for what it is. But most importantly, it’s really funny, and just downright entertaining.”
HELLROYS NEWS
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Oct 24 2018
2018 Country for a Cure
Join Rayf and Sixto as they host the 5th Annual Country for a Cure Benefit Show. This year will be extra special as we celebrate the life of our beloved Bethany Caudill. This incredible event takes place on Saturday, November…
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Oct 15 2018
Big night at Woodlands Tavern in Columbus Ohio!
Thanks to all the great folks of Columbus Ohio who shared their Saturday with the HELLROYS. You were a fantastic crowd! We’ll see you down the road! (Photos by Tim Latorre)
Aug 7 2018
New Items in the HELLROYS Store!
We've been asked time and time again: "when are you gonna offer fat guy shirts?!" Well, the wait is over! The time is now!
Get your "HELLROYS Is Real" t-shirt in sizes up to 3XL! But, that's…
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Apr 10 2018
HELLROYS on Sirius XM Outlaw Country!
The HELLROYS are beyond thrilled their new single "I Don't Do No Drugs" can now be heard on Sirius XM's Outlaw Country channel.
Turn on. Tune in. Don't Do No Drugs!
Feb 21 2018
"HELLROYS Is Real" - Really Available Now!
The new album from your old pals, the HELLROYS is available now from our official store, iTunes, and Google Play. Check the Music page to learn more.
Feb 3 2018
Hellroys, Devil Doves, Brothers, Near Miss at the Shrunken Head!
Doors: 6:30pm
7:00pm-7:45pm: Sean Marshall
8:00-8:45pm: Brothers
9:00-9:45pm: Devil Doves
10:00-11:00pm: Hellroys
Cover: $7
Jan 5 2018
HELLROYS in Columbus Free Press
Check out this very nice review of our first album, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered), featured in the January 2018 edition of the Columbus Free Press!
Aug 15 2017
HELLROYS with Dallas Moore Band
HELLROYS are proud to be supporting Mr. Honky Tonk himself, Dallas Moore, and his band on Saturday, November 4th at Woodlands Tavern in Grandview, Oh.
Get your tickets now for what is sure to be a sold out, righteous…
Aug 14 2017
HELLROYS at Country for a Cure 2017
Join your old pals, the HELLROYS, Saturday, August 19th for the annual outlaw country-fest to benefit neuroendocrine cancer research.
Make plans now to be there with us and all our friends. This year's event will be held at Signatures…
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Aug 11 2017
HELLROYS at the Hula Hop!
Join the HELLROYS and tons of other great bands for this outdoor luau featuring live music, burlesque, unique vintage and tiki-themed vendors, food trucks, beer trucks, and tropical cocktails.
The Hula Hop takes place Saturday, August 12th from noon…
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Jun 21 2017
SAWDUSTERS & HELLROYS at Woodlands
Mainstays of the Midwest Americana scene, Nick Dittmeier & the Sawdusters is a four-piece band from Louisville, KY. Nick & the Sawdusters will be at Woodlands Tavern Saturday, July 8th. They will be joined by America's Favorite Country Midwestern Band…
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Jun 21 2017
HELLROYS = America
Join the Old Hilliardfest crew and the HELLROYS as they parade through the streets of Old Hilliard on the 4th of July!
This makes it official, the HELLROYS are America's most American band of America!
Jun 21 2017
DUMBFEST 2017 with the HELLROYS
Forget Comfest...DUMBFEST is the place to be Saturday, June 24th!
Join the HELLROYS and our special guests Lydia Brownfield & Jeff Dalrymple, and Ville Billy Rebellion.
$5 at the door.
Feb 15 2017
HELLROYS at CASH ONLY 7!
Join the HELLROYS and friends for the 7th annual CASH ONLY - A Tribute to Johnny Cash!
On Saturday, February 18, nine of Columbus’ best bands will play nothing but Johnny Cash songs for one night only.
ALL CASH…
Dec 19 2016
HELLROYS jump into 2017 with the Dallas Moore Band!
The HELLROYS are proud to once again share the stage at Woodlands Tavern with our good friends in the Dallas Moore Band.
Tickets available now for the show on January 27th!
Oct 4 2016
HELLROYS Return to the Honky Tonk Happy Hour!
HELLROYS will be joined by Lydia Brownfield and Jeff Dalrymple for the Honky Tonk Happy Hour on November 4th.
Join us and your elegant host, Brent Miller, for fun, frivolity, and apple pie.
Oct 4 2016
HELLROYS with Igor and the Red Elvises
Igor and the Red Elvises has been described as "The best party band in Los Angeles" by LA Weekly and "More irresistible than matryoshka dolls and more potent than a Molotov cocktail" by the Minneapolis Star Tribune.
Come out and…
Jun 21 2016
HELLROYS with Redvines - Crazy Delicious
After our set at Comfest, join the HELLROYS and our pals the Redvines as we storm the Turtle Creek Tavern. This Saturday, June 25th at 9pm!
May 9 2016
HELLROYS at COMFEST?!
Join the HELLROYS at Comfest 2016 as we find new ways to offend.
Taffeta, dear!
Taffeta, dear!
Dec 30 2015
HELLROYS w/ The Dallas Moore Band - May 27th
The HELLROYS will be opening for the Dallas Moore Band on Friday, May 27, 2016 at Woodlands Tavern!
Tickets are $10 and are available by clicking this link.
Tickets are $10 and are available by clicking this link.
Dec 8 2015
BLEE HARVEY HELLROY NEWS
HELLROYS fans may be interested to learn that Blee Harvey Hellroy has an uncredited cameo in the movie "CBGB," now available on Netflix.
Blee is featured at the one-hour mark as a member of the 70's punk band, the Shirts…Read more
Blee is featured at the one-hour mark as a member of the 70's punk band, the Shirts…Read more
Oct 5 2015
HELLROYS HALLOWEEN with the Boondogglers
It's the return of Signatures Millstone Tavern's Halloween Bash with the HELLROYS and the Boondogglers!
Previous events
HELLROYS-Private Party-CANCELED
Dont miss out on this monumental show, as the HELLROYS bring their Dumb Country Noise to Duke's Indy
This will be the HELLROYS only Indiana appearance this year!
CASH ONLY is in its 10th year of celebrating The Man In Black’s birthday by raising money for local causes. This year we will be celebrating for two nights! Identical shows both nights! This show sells out consistently, and many folks have been left out in past years. So, with 2 shows we hope everyone can celebrate with us! Bands this year include: Yellow Paper Planes, the Boondogglers, Mobile Home, the HELLROYS, the Apple Bottom Gang, the Drivewaymen, and the Zach Whitney Show! Don't miss it!
$20
CASH ONLY is in its 10th year of celebrating The Man In Black’s birthday by raising money for local causes. This year we will be celebrating for two nights! Identical shows both nights! This show sells out consistently, and many folks have been left out in past years. So, with 2 shows we hope everyone can celebrate with us! Bands this year include: Yellow Paper Planes, the Boondogglers, Mobile Home, the HELLROYS, the Apple Bottom Gang, the Drivewaymen, and the Zach Whitney Show! Don't miss it!
$20
Woodlands Productions presents the HELLROYS with the Dallas Moore Band. Details and ticket link coming soon.
It’s the Nightmare After Christmas! Join your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS at the most haunted night club in America, Bobby Mackey’s Music World!
HELLROYS w/ Dallas Moore Band
Route 33 Rhythm and Brews, 09891 County Rd 33a, Wapakoneta, Ohio 45895
Route 33 Rhythm and Brews welcome the HELLROYS and the Dallas Moore Band on Friday, December 20th. More details coming soon.
“Readin' don't never not done nothing for not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason not never. And by God they never not ain't gonna will!” - Early Cuyler
"Outlaws don't read..." - HELLROYS
By popular demand! Hellroys return to Maumee Ohio!
Dumb Country Noise at the Village Idiot. Sounds like a match made in HELLROYS-Land. Join the HELLROYS on the road when they return to this venerable Toledo-area music club!
Family-friendly HELLROYS! Join us at Old Hilliardfest 2019 for homogenized versions of your favorite HELLROYS chart toppers. This is a FREE show in the streets of Old Hilliard, OH. on Saturday, September 14th!
Dumb Country Noise at the Village Idiot. Sounds like a match made in HELLROYS-Land. Join the HELLROYS on the road when they return to this venerable Toledo-area music club!
Save the date for the 6th Annual Country for a Cure event. The 2019 edition of Country For A Cure will be a Salute to The Bakersfield Sound. Featuring local country music acts performing songs made popular or influenced by the likes of Buck Owens, Merle Haggard, Dwight Yoakam, Jean Shepard, Rosie Flores, and many more. All funds raised by the event will go directly to fund cancer awareness and research programs at The Ohio State University James Cancer Hospital, and to the Neuroendocrine Cancer Awareness Network.
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Nick Dittmeier & the Sawdusters just finished a highly successful European tour in support of their latest album. “All Damn Day” is a gritty collection of songs, full of characters whose better days are behind them. (The album’s) “themes touch on a lot of forgotten people, working class people and characters that have impossible situations in front of them,” says Dittmeier. After sharing the stage with the likes of Cody Jinks, John Prine, Turnpike Troubadours, Justin Townes Earle, and The Mavericks, Nick Dittmeier’s time to shine is now. Don’t miss Nick Dittmeier and the Sawdusters with special guests, The (Motherscratchin') HELLROYS at Woodlands Tavern on Friday, August 2nd.
The Shrunken Head presents the 500 Miles to Memphis, the HELLROYS, and Out of the Pine. July 19th at The Shrunken Head!
$10 day of show (Get there early to secure a spot) Out Of The Pine 9pm HELLROYS 10pm 500 Miles To Memphis 11pm
The Ohio Combat Veterans Motorcycle Association presents the HELLROYS and the Dallas Moore Band. See event graphic for details.
Your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS, make their triumphant (?) return to Greatest Community Festival on Earth! That’s right, it’s the HELLROYS at COMFEST! 5:30 pm on the Gazebo Stage.
Your old pals, the Neverlovin', Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are thrilled to announce that we'll be part of a great Saturday lineup at the 2019 Duck Creek Log Jam!
Tickets are on sale now and are going fast! Join us for what is sure to be the best Duck Creek, yet!
HELLROYS w/Dallas Moore & Barnyard Stompers
HELLROYS will be joining the Dallas Moore Band and the Barnyard Stompers at the legendary Southgate House Revival in Newport, KY!
It will be a night to remember (or impossible to forget) when the HELLROYS and the Whiskey Daredevils join forces at Turtle Creek Tavern. It's the ultimate smackdown between Country Punkabilly and Dumb Country Noise!