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Country Trash t-shirt
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Country Trash t-shirt

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INCLUDES A FREE DOWNLOAD OF THE SINGLE! Johnny Cash told us "God's got a heaven for Country Trash." Now, the Hellroys have a t-shirt for Country Trash! Unlike a lot of bands today, this shirt ain't no trash! It's a high Read more

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Johnny Cash told us "God's got a heaven for Country Trash." Now, the Hellroys have a t-shirt for Country Trash! Unlike a lot of bands today, this shirt ain't no trash! It's a high quality, District Made® Perfect Tri-Blend Men's t-shirt. White ink on a Heathered Charcoal colored tee. Sizes small to 3XL.

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Don't Ever Trust the Mothman t-shirt
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Don't Ever Trust the Mothman t-shirt

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Don't ever trust the Mothman! He lies! He cheats! He steals! To make sure you never forget that, get this!

District Made® Mens Perfect Tri, Black Frost t-shirt. Sizes small to 3XL.

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HELLROYS Flame Logo T
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HELLROYS Flame Logo T

HELLROYS continue their history of innovation by offering something no other band has ever thought of: a t-shirt WITH THE BAND NAME ON IT!

Available now! Guaranteed to get you out of jury duty!*

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HELLROYS Trucker Hat (Embroidered)
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HELLROYS Trucker Hat (Embroidered)

You say you’re a HELLROYS fan, but you don’t have your own HELLROYS Brand Trucker Hat?! We say you need to reevaluate your life choices and now is the perfect time! Get the all new, Embroidered HELLROYS Logo Trucker Hat!

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I Don't Do No Drugs T
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I Don't Do No Drugs T

Updated and back by the demand of some, it's the ever-popular I DON'T DO NO DRUGS tee! Let everyone know what you DON’T do. Then, let them know what you DO do. Order now!

District Made® Mens Perfect Tri, Black Frost t-shirt with "Grass" colored ink. Sizes small to 3XL.

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MY TRUCK IS LOUD! Mens T
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MY TRUCK IS LOUD! Mens T

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We all love our trucks but unfortunately we can’t drive them 24 hours a day. Now there’s a way to inform the public of the volume of your truck on the rare occasion when you’re not behind the wheel! Includes free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"

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MY TRUCK IS LOUD! Women's T
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MY TRUCK IS LOUD! Women's T

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Show the World how big your dick is, ladies! Includes a free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"

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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt
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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt

NOW ON SALE! Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a t-shirt!

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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (M/L/XL)
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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (M/L/XL)

HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt! Powered by Earth Nutz! (Limited sizes available.)

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Country Trash by The Hellroys

Country Trash

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Don't Ever Trust the Mothman by The Hellroys

Don't Ever Trust the Mothman

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Wings like a bird. Squawks like a bird. Big ass cloaca too! Don't ever trust the Mothman!

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Chíngate (Means I Love You) by The Hellroys

Chíngate (Means I Love You)

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    HELLROYS - Chíngate (Means I Love You) 3:06
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Ted Nugent Shit His Pants by Hellroys

Ted Nugent Shit His Pants

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"Ted Nugent Shit His Pants" is the latest single from the Hellroys. It was recorded at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio on March 22, 2024. Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Joe Viers. Music and lyrics copyright 2024 by the Hellroys.

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    Ted Nugent Shit His Pants 1:43
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HELLROYS Half Acre by The HELLROYS

HELLROYS Half Acre

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"HELLROYS Half Acre," the slightly anticipated 4th album from the HELLROYS, features nine brand new HELLROYS chart toppers plus covers of the Conway Twitty hit, "It's Only Make Believe," and the Johnny Cash classic "Big River!"

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    Sodomy By The Lake (CMA Song of the Year) 2:23
    Sodomy By The Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
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    Asshole Dog 3:25
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    The F-Word 27 Times 1:06
    The F-Word 27 Times
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    (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You 4:40
    (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
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    This Truck Is Drunk 2:37
    This Truck Is Drunk
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    Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I'm Drinking) 3:02
    Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I'm Drinking)
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    Between Satan & The Skull 3:03
    Between Satan & The Skull
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    Stole My Heart (And My Kidney) 2:30
    Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
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    It's Only Make Believe 2:42
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    Big River 2:53
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    Santa Claus Is A Commie 3:21
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HELLROYS On Earth by HELLROYS

HELLROYS On Earth

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
    Mama Used to Beat My Ass
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    The Human Body Is Disgusting 2:27
    The Human Body Is Disgusting
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    Sisterwives in a Singlewide 3:26
    Sisterwives in a Singlewide
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    Drunken Corn Teen Blues 2:24
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    Lucinda Williams 2:50
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    Arrested for Being Country 2:57
    Arrested for Being Country
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
    Saving My Last Inch
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    Personal Jesus 4:06
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HELLROYS Is Real by HELLROYS

HELLROYS Is Real

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
    My Truck Is Loud
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
    I Don't Do No Drugs
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit)
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    Three Days Homeless 0:26
    Three Days Homeless
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    Don't Think I Won't 3:06
    Don't Think I Won't
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
    You Gave Me A Semi
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Weremilf 2:40
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered) by The HELLROYS

Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).” “Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that Read more

The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”

“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.

Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)" for free! Right here! Right now!

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    Conjoined Siamese Twins 2:22
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
    Put the Hammer Down
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
    Them Titties Ain't Retarded
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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