You say you’re a HELLROYS fan, but you don’t have your own HELLROYS Brand Trucker Hat?! We say you need to reevaluate your life choices and now is the perfect time! Get the all new, Embroidered HELLROYS Logo Trucker Hat!
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You say you’re a HELLROYS fan, but you don’t have your own HELLROYS Brand Trucker Hat?! We say you need to reevaluate your life choices and now is the perfect time! Get the all new, Embroidered HELLROYS Logo Trucker Hat!
SnapBack/One size
HELLROYS continue their history of innovation by offering something no other band has ever thought of: a t-shirt WITH THE BAND NAME ON IT!
Available now! Guaranteed to get you out of jury duty!*
*Not a guarantee
Show the World how big your dick is, ladies! Includes a free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"
Available now! Women's sizes small through 3XL!
We all love our trucks but unfortunately we can’t drive them 24 hours a day. Now there’s a way to inform the public of the volume of your truck on the rare occasion when you’re not behind the wheel! Includes free download of "MY TRUCK IS LOUD!"
Available now! Sizes small through 3XL!
NOW ON SALE! Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a t-shirt!
HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt! Powered by Earth Nutz! (Small and 2XL out of stock.)
Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch! Sew or iron it on most anything! Includes free download, "Between Satan & the Skull." $5 4x2 inches
"Ted Nugent Shit His Pants" is the first single from the upcoming 5th album from the Hellroys, "Milk Milk Lemonade." Recorded at Sonic Lounge Studio in Grove City, Ohio on March 22, 2024. Engineered, mixed, and mastered by Joe Viers. Music and lyrics copyright 2024 by the Hellroys.
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It's the slightly anticipated new album from the HELLROYS!
"HELLROYS Half Acre," the 4th album from the HELLROYS, features 9 brand new HELLROYS chart toppers plus covers of the Conway Twitty hit, "It's Only Make Believe," and the Johnny Cash classic "Big River!"
Order your copy today!
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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.
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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.
The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”
“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.
Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country
The HELLROYS announced themselves to the world with their 2014 debut album, “Dumb Country Noise (Remastered).”
“Wedding at Walmart,” “Outlaws Don’t Read,” and "She Tweeted Herself" are just a few of the chart toppers that helped establish the HELLROYS as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band.
Get the one that started it all, "Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)" for free! Right here! Right now!