The long-awaited classic is here again! Nobody will believe you're a HELLROYS fan unless you can show 'em in the form of a hat! Get yours today!
Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a small, medium, large, or XL t-shirt!
Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a 2XL or 3XL t-shirt.
$5 OFF THE REGULAR PRICE NOW THROUGH DECEMBER 31, 2022! HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt! Powered by Earth Nutz! Order yours today!
Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch! Sew or iron it on most anything! Includes free download, "Between Satan & the Skull." $5 4x2 inches
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Wedding At Walmart 2:120:00/2:12
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Outlaws Don't Read 3:280:00/3:28
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She Tweeted Herself 2:400:00/2:40
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Put the Hammer Down 2:370:00/2:37
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Asshole Dog (Single)
HELLROYS
It's been said that you ain't a real country band unless you have a song about a dog. Check out "Asshole Dog" from the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS. It's the first single from the HELLROYS' upcoming 4th album and it's available now!
Santa Claus Is a Commie (Single)
HELLROYS
He dresses all in red, lives in a forced labor commune up north…hey, Santa’s a dod gamned commie! It’s about time somebody said it! So we did. It's our new song “Santa Claus Is a Commie.”
HELLROYS Is Real
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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.
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I Don't Do No Drugs 3:030:00/3:03
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Anal Alien 2:470:00/2:47
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Drink Drunk Enough 3:370:00/3:37
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Snake Handling Man 2:450:00/2:45
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Three Days Homeless 0:260:00/0:26
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Don't Think I Won't 3:060:00/3:06
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You Gave Me A Semi 2:300:00/2:30
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Devil's Right Hand 3:120:00/3:12
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Weremilf 2:400:00/2:40
Between Satan & the Skull (Single)
HELLROYS
When it comes to voodoo dolls, there's only three things to consider: location, location, and location. Between Satan & the Skull is better than beneath the tramp stamp. Believe me.
This is the 2nd single from the HELLROYS' upcoming album "HELLROYS Half Acre."
HELLROYS On Earth
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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.
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Saving My Last Inch 2:430:00/2:43
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Personal Jesus 4:060:00/4:06
(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You (Single)
HELLROYS
"You said it’s me and my hand tonight..."
Get your hands on "(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You" from the HELLROYS' upcoming album, "HELLROYS Half Acre."