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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt (S/M/L/XL)
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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt (S/M/L/XL)

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THE FAN FAVORITE T-SHIRT IS BACK!! Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a small, medium, large, or XL t-shirt!

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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt (2XL/3XL)
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HELLROYS Is Real t-shirt (2XL/3XL)

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THE FAN FAVORITE T-SHIRT IS BACK!! Philosophers have debated the nature of reality for centuries. But one thing Plato and Aristotle could both agree on: HELLROYS Is Real! This truth is now available in the form of a 2XL or 3XL t-shirt.

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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (M/L/XL)
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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (M/L/XL)

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HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt! Powered by Earth Nutz! Order yours today!

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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (3XL)
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HELLROYS On Earth t-shirt (3XL)

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HELLROYS present Earth's Mightiest T-shirt...for the HUSKY HELLROYS fan! Powered by Earth Nutz! Order a Triple Extra Large (3XL) today!

*2XL CURRENTLY SOLD OUT! Sorry slightly less-HUSKY fans!

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HELLhound t-shirt (M/L/XL)
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HELLhound t-shirt (M/L/XL)

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Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY!

Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number.

Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we are.

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HELLROYS Trucker Hat
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HELLROYS Trucker Hat

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OUR SHIP CAME IN! The long-awaited classic is here again! Nobody will believe you're a HELLROYS fan unless you can show 'em in the form of a hat! Get yours today!

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HELLROYS - Sixto Pixto Earrings
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HELLROYS - Sixto Pixto Earrings

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Take yer HELLROYS and stick it in your ear!

Show off your great musical taste with these authentic Sixto/HELLROYS guitar picks, custom made into eye-catching earrings.

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HELLROYS Can Koozie (1)
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HELLROYS Can Koozie (1)

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HELLROYS Can Koozies! Sexy Koozies waiting for your Big Beer Can.

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HELLROYS Can Koozie (2)
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HELLROYS Can Koozie (2)

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Get 2 HELLROYS Can Koozies for $5! Sexy Koozies waiting for your Big Beer Cans.

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Asshole Dog by HELLROYS

Asshole Dog

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It's been said that you ain't a real country band unless you have a song about a dog. So, here's "Asshole Dog" from the Motherscratching HELLROYS.

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HELLROYS On Earth by HELLROYS

HELLROYS On Earth

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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered. The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
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    The Human Body Is Disgusting 2:27
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    Sisterwives in a Singlewide 3:26
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    Drunken Corn Teen Blues 2:24
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    Lucinda Williams 2:50
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    Arrested for Being Country 2:57
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Personal Jesus 4:06
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HELLROYS Is Real by HELLROYS

HELLROYS Is Real

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Dumber Country Noise from America's favorite country mid-western troubadours.

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    My Truck Is Loud 2:21
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    I Don't Do No Drugs 3:03
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    My Kids Are Getting Too Big (To Hit) 2:42
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    Anal Alien 2:47
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    Drink Drunk Enough 3:37
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    Snake Handling Man 2:45
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    Three Days Homeless 0:26
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    Don't Think I Won't 3:06
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    You Gave Me A Semi 2:30
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    Devil's Right Hand 3:12
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    Weremilf 2:40
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Dumb Country Noise (Remastered) by HELLROYS

Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)

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    Conjoined Siamese Twins 2:22
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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    Outlaws Don't Read 3:28
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    Gonna Cut Off My Hand 2:27
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    She Tweeted Herself 2:40
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    Put the Hammer Down 2:37
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    Them Titties Ain't Retarded 3:18
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Physical Albums

HELLROYS On Earth: CD
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HELLROYS On Earth: CD

Includes a download of the album HELLROYS On Earth
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“HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus. The HELLROYS have got it all covered.

The HELLROYS aren’t here to stop the end of the world, they’re here to make fun of it.

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HELLROYS Is Real: CD
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HELLROYS Is Real: CD

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Featuring the hit single "I Don't Do No Drugs," this is the physical version of the album SavingCountryMusic.com called "tightly-crafted and...really funny, and just downright entertaining."

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    Mama Used to Beat My Ass 1:56
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    Saving My Last Inch 2:43
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    Wedding At Walmart 2:12
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