We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”

Well, the HELLROYS Half Acre is now available from the HELLMart! Click here to order.

The streaming release date is 9/29/23, but you can order it now directly from your old pals, the HELLROYS!

Here's the track listing:

1. Asshole Dog
2. Sodomy By the Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
3. The F-Word 27 Times <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
4. (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
5. This Truck Is Drunk
6. Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I’m Drinking) <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
7. Between Satan & the Skull
8. Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
9. It’s Only Make Believe (Conway Twitty cover)
10. Big River (Johnny Cash cover)
11. Santa Claus Is A Commie

Get on it! Get the HELLROYS Half Acre today!

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it out and let us know what you think.