These ain't no stinking patches! These are the new HELLROYS Cloth Patches!
That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS…
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Santa Claus Is a Commie - Available Now!
He dresses all in red, lives in a forced labor commune up north…hey, Santa’s a dod gamned commie!
It’s about time somebody said it! So we did. Our new song “Santa Claus Is a Commie” is available now!
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(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You - New Single Available Now!
Ready for more Cunningly Crafted Country Comedy from your old pals, the Truck Nuttin' HELLROYS?
Well, the boys are back with, "(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You!" Available at thehellroys.com, and everywhere music is streamed, sold, or stolen.
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Rambling House NYE this year is going to feature some of the absolute Columbus best for raucous partying. The Devil Doves and The Hellroys.
$15 advance
"The Hellroys' 2014 debut album “Dumb Country Noise" quickly established them as a hilarious, twang-banging, must-hear band. The follow-up albums, "HELLROYS Is Real" and "HELLROYS On Earth" put the band in the national spotlight when Sirius XM radio featured "I Don't Do No Drugs,” "Drunken Cornteen Blues" and "Mama Used to Beat My Ass" on the Outlaw Country channel. The Hellroys are currently releasing singles from their upcoming 4th album "HELLROYS Half Acre." Special guest, Kyle Eldridge is a two-time Ameripolitan Award nominee for Best Western-Swing Male. He's also one of the hottest young guitar pickers you've ever seen. Don't miss Kyle and his band, the Kentucky Cowhands, as they open what is sure to be an incredible pre-Christmas show at Duke's Indy! Don't miss this one. Get your tickets today! Tickets - $10 Doors 5pm | Music 8pm
$10
Dallas Moore Band, the Hellroys, and Billy Don Burns at Southgate House in Cincinnati, Ohio on December 10, 2022. Don't miss the Dallas Moore Band as they grace the Sanctuary stage of the righteous Southgate House Revival! This time Brother Dallas is bringing his old pals, the Hellraisin' Hellroys, AND a true Country Music Warrior, the legendary Billy Don Burns! This will be a night to remember! Do not miss your opportunity to experience the absolute best in Outlaw Country! Get your tickets now!
HELLROYS with Dallas Moore Band & Billy Don Burns at Woodlands!
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Dallas Moore Band, the Hellroys, and Billy Don Burns at Woodlands Tavern in Columbus, Ohio on December 9, 2022. The last time the Dallas Moore Band ransacked Woodlands Tavern was just over a year ago. This time he's bringing his old pals, the Truck Nuttin' Hellroys, AND the Man Himself, the Legendary Billy Don Burns! This will truly be a night to remember! Do not miss this golden opportunity to experience the absolute best in Outlaw Country! Get your tickets now!
$20 adv/$25 dos
Join your old pals, the Truck Nuttin' HELLROYS, at Turtle Creek Tavern in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday, October 15th! Daniel Myers and his band will kick things off at 8:30 pm. It's gonna be a great night with our old friend Daniel on one of the best stages in town! Join us at Turtle Creek Tavern! NO COVER CHARGE!