Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

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The first single, "Asshole Dog," from our upcoming 4th album is out now. If you caught one of our live shows recently, you are already familiar with this one. "Asshole Dog" is available now on all streaming platforms and from…

The boys are back in the studio, recording what’s sure to be another chart-topper. Keep your ears peeled for the new single. 

Thanks to Saving Country Music for listing “Hellroys on Earth” as one the Most Essential Albums of 2020

Some might ask "Hey, HELLROYS! What gives Earth's Mightiest T-shirt its power? What makes it so...virile?" Find out here...

The wait is over! HELLROYS On Earth is out and available now. Click the Music page to get your CD or download now!  “HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus…

Anybody can have a regular old Black Friday Sale. Your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are proud to announce their BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE 2020. Get a butt-load of High-Quality HELLROYS Merchandise at special prices! That's right, we've slashed prices…

Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY!  Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number. Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we…

Thanks to Saving Country Music for including "HELLROYS Is Real" on their 2018 Essential Albums List!

Join Rayf and Sixto as they host the 5th Annual Country for a Cure Benefit Show. This year will be extra special as we celebrate the life of our beloved Bethany Caudill. This incredible event takes place on Saturday, November…

Thanks to all the great folks of Columbus Ohio who shared their Saturday with the HELLROYS. You were a fantastic crowd! We’ll see you down the road! (Photos by Tim Latorre)

We've been asked time and time again: "when are you gonna offer fat guy shirts?!" Well, the wait is over! The time is now!

Get your "HELLROYS Is Real" t-shirt in sizes up to 3XL! But, that's…