He dresses all in red, lives in a forced labor commune up north…hey, Santa’s a dod gamned commie!

It’s about time somebody said it!  So we did. Our new song “Santa Claus Is a Commie” is available now! 

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Ready for more Cunningly Crafted Country Comedy from your old pals, the Truck Nuttin' HELLROYS? 
Well, the boys are back with, "(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You!" Available at thehellroys.com, and everywhere music is streamed, sold, or stolen.

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check…

"Between Satan & the Skull," the new single from the mudflappin' HELLROYS, is out now! Thanks for all the early interest and Spotify pre-saves! We really appreciate your support of our dumb country noise! This is the second…

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

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The first single, "Asshole Dog," from our upcoming 4th album is out now. If you caught one of our live shows recently, you are already familiar with this one. "Asshole Dog" is available now on all streaming platforms and from…

The boys are back in the studio, recording what’s sure to be another chart-topper. Keep your ears peeled for the new single. 

Thanks to Saving Country Music for listing “Hellroys on Earth” as one the Most Essential Albums of 2020

Some might ask "Hey, HELLROYS! What gives Earth's Mightiest T-shirt its power? What makes it so...virile?" Find out here...

The wait is over! HELLROYS On Earth is out and available now. Click the Music page to get your CD or download now!  “HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus…

Anybody can have a regular old Black Friday Sale. Your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are proud to announce their BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE 2020. Get a butt-load of High-Quality HELLROYS Merchandise at special prices! That's right, we've slashed prices…

Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY!  Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number. Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we…