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Jan 5 2023

These ain't no stinking patches!

These ain't no stinking patches! These are the new HELLROYS Cloth Patches!

That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS…

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Nov 24 2022

Santa Claus Is a Commie - Available Now!

He dresses all in red, lives in a forced labor commune up north…hey, Santa’s a dod gamned commie!

It’s about time somebody said it!  So we did. Our new song “Santa Claus Is a Commie” is available now! 

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Nov 8 2022

(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You - New Single Available Now!

Ready for more Cunningly Crafted Country Comedy from your old pals, the Truck Nuttin' HELLROYS? 
Well, the boys are back with, "(My Hand Is) Prettier Than You!" Available at thehellroys.com, and everywhere music is streamed, sold, or stolen.

Aug 7 2022

"Between Satan & the Skull" OFFICIAL VIDEO

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check…

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Jul 15 2022

Out now "Between Satan & the Skull!"

"Between Satan & the Skull," the new single from the mudflappin' HELLROYS, is out now! Thanks for all the early interest and Spotify pre-saves! We really appreciate your support of our dumb country noise! This is the second…

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Jun 12 2022

Asshole Dog Stickers!

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

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Jan 16 2022

New Dumb Country Noise Out Now!

The first single, "Asshole Dog," from our upcoming 4th album is out now. If you caught one of our live shows recently, you are already familiar with this one. "Asshole Dog" is available now on all streaming platforms and from…

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Nov 11 2021

Back in the studio!

The boys are back in the studio, recording what’s sure to be another chart-topper. Keep your ears peeled for the new single. 

Jan 9 2021

“Hellroys on Earth” Listed as One of 2020’s Most Essential Albums


Thanks to Saving Country Music for listing “Hellroys on Earth” as one the Most Essential Albums of 2020

 

Dec 24 2020

Earth's Mightiest T-shirt!

Some might ask "Hey, HELLROYS! What gives Earth's Mightiest T-shirt its power? What makes it so...virile?" Find out here...

Dec 3 2020

HELLROYS ON EARTH - AVAILABLE NOW!

The wait is over! HELLROYS On Earth is out and available now. Click the Music page to get your CD or download now!  “HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus…

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Nov 15 2020

BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE!

Anybody can have a regular old Black Friday Sale. Your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are proud to announce their BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE 2020. Get a butt-load of High-Quality HELLROYS Merchandise at special prices! That's right, we've slashed prices…

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