All new HELLROYS brand t-shirts just arrived! Available in sizes small to 3XL. Women’s style also available! 

+ HELLROYS Flame Logo tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD men’s tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD women’s tee

Available now from the HELLMart!

We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”

Well, the HELLROYS Half Acre is now available from the HELLMart! Click here to order.

The streaming release date is 9/29/23, but you can order it now directly from your old pals, the HELLROYS!

Here's the track listing:

1. Asshole Dog
2. Sodomy By the Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
3. The F-Word 27 Times <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
4. (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
5. This Truck Is Drunk
6. Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I’m Drinking) <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
7. Between Satan & the Skull
8. Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
9. It’s Only Make Believe (Conway Twitty cover)
10. Big River (Johnny Cash cover)
11. Santa Claus Is A Commie

Get on it! Get the HELLROYS Half Acre today!

That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch today!

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it out and let us know what you think.

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

Get the new "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker free with every HELLROYS merchandise purchase (excluding downloads). That's right! All shipments from the HellMart will include the "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker, absolutely free!

Get yours today! It's the perfect compliment to the new HELLROYS single "Asshole Dog!" Out now and available here!