Lyrics

Santa Claus Is a Commie (words and music by the HELLROYS)

Santa Claus, Santa Claus keep your reindeer off my roof
I got my deer rifle and I’m drinking rye whiskey, 90 proof

Daddy always said Santa Claus was a commie and criminal
Breaking into houses, and only leaving toys for the liberals

And every year on Christmas Day
I got no gift from Santa’s sleigh
And daddy had to drink all day on Christmas
Merry ‘Merica Christmas

Stay away, Santa Claus from the U.S. border
Don’t stuff your false flags down my stocking in your Yule World Order

‘Cause I’m pretty sure Santa Claus is a Chinese spy now
Why else would the toys from the elves say “made in China?”

He knows when you’re asleep or awake
You best be woke for your own sake
‘Cause freedom is what Santa hates on Christmas
Merry ‘Merica Christmas

I’m loading up my gun, Santa Claus like I do ‘bout every year
No liberal agenda’s coming down my chimney while I’m here

But Santa Claus you never come, never come to my house
Sometimes I wonder if you’re even real, I admit I have my doubts

When I was young my daddy said
That Santa Claus was a commie red
And if he could he’d shoot him dead...
On Christmas
Merry ‘Merica Christmas
Merry ’Merica Christmas