Lead vocals/guitars by Sixto Hellroy. Drums/backing vocals by Rayf Hellroy. Bass by Blee Hellroy. Recorded 10/22/21 at Oranjudio in Columbus, OH. Engineered and mixed by Brandon MacLean. Mastered by Joe Viers at Sonic Lounge Studios, Grove City, OH.
Lyrics
"Asshole Dog"
(words & music by the HELLROYS)
My dog likes to bite the hand that feeds her
My dog will shit anywhere that pleases her
My dog chewed the neck off my 5-string banjo
My-hy dog’s just an asshole
My dog ate all my gummy edibles
My dog killed a chicken in a way that was sexual
My dog lets burglars in, won’t bark at all
My dog’s just an asshole
Asshole Dog - drank all of my scotch
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the crotch
Asshole Dog - went and made me watch
While it humped my garden gnome
Asshole Dog
Asshole Dog - drank all of my hooch
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the cooch
Asshole Dog - ate right on through six square feet of drywall
Took the dog to the vet to see what’s the matter
With a dog that digs and bites and ruins my home?
Vet took a look said, “son, that’s a goddamn badger”
My dog ain’t a dog at all
Asshole Dog - turned out to be a badger
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama on the vadg-er
Asshole Dog - stole a Sheriff’s tin badge, and got me tasered
Asshole Dog - is a raging alcoholic
Asshole Dog - bit my Mama’s ham wallet
Asshole Dog - no matter whatcha call it, it’s just an asshole
Asshole Dog