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Ain’t no coronavirus gonna stop our Dumb Country Noise! Written, recorded, mixed, and, mastered in different houses, here’s the new HELLROYS quarantine anthem. Pants optional.
#hellroysisreal #drunkencornteenblues #washyourhands #watchyourass #quarantine

Lyrics

Sitting in corn teen
Looking at day 19
Not allowed to go to eat
Ain’t worn pants all week

Toilet paper’s out of stock
Wiping my ass with a sock
Everybody living in fear
But I got Whiskey, tequila, and beer. So let’s be clear

CHORUS
Gonna drown myself with the beer and whiskey. Bout to lose myself
and I won’t even miss me. I got time on my hands
And I ain’t watching the news
Gonna drown myself with the beer and whiskey
Bout to lose myself
and I won’t even miss me
I got time on my hands
And I’m spending it with my booze
I got the Drunken Corn Teen Blues

I used to have a job in town
Corn teen shut it down
I’m not essential personnel
Boss said go to hell

I’m going upstairs instead
Watch the room spin from my bed
Drink my last beer all alone
Maybe listen to No Show Jones
“The King Is Gone”

REPEAT CHORUS

There’s nothing to do
Except drink my brews
Maybe I’ll puke
I got the Drunken Corn Teen Blues