All new HELLROYS brand t-shirts just arrived! Available in sizes small to 3XL. Women’s style also available!Â
+ HELLROYS Flame Logo tee
+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD men’s tee
+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD women’s tee
Available now from the HELLMart!
We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”
Well, the HELLROYS Half Acre is now available from the HELLMart! Click here to order.
The streaming release date is 9/29/23, but you can order it now directly from your old pals, the HELLROYS!
Here's the track listing:
Get on it! Get the HELLROYS Half Acre today!
That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch today!
Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it out and let us know what you think.
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Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you!Â
Get the new "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker free with every HELLROYS merchandise purchase (excluding downloads). That's right! All shipments from the HellMart will include the "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker, absolutely free!
Get yours today! It's the perfect compliment to the new HELLROYS single "Asshole Dog!" Out now and available here!
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Come out early on a Saturday night for a freebie from your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS. We'll be playing our brand new release, "HELLROYS Half Acre," in its entirety! Then, we'll follow that up with a set of fan favorites. It's an early evening of cunningly crafted country comedy done in our wheels-off, rambunctious way! Oh, and it's a FREE show! Make plans now! It's gonna be a blast at the Rambling House! Doors: 5 PM // Music: 6 PM Tickets: FREE
FREE!
The Hellroys with Travis Napier, Clark Kissick, and Oliver Sayani! Each performer will play a set of their own music and the evening will close out with a special "Highwaymen" set. Tickets $18 online or $20 cash at the gate. Gates 4pm Show 7pm BYOB - Bring a chair or blanket - No glass please. Primitive camping available.
Tickets $18 online or $20 cash at the gate.
JP Harris is coming to the Rumba Cafe in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday, August 26 and the Hellroys are opening the show! We can't wait to play for the hometown crowd again. Get yourself a virtual wallet-full of tickets for this one!
$15 advance/$20 day of show
JP Harris is coming to Duke’s Indy on Friday, August 25 and the Hellroys open this one! Come on out to Duke’s for the honkenest, tonkenest, good timey-est show of the summer! Get a fistful of tickets now!
$15 advance
Join your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ Hellroys at Woodlands Tavern for a night of outstanding country music, red hot picking, and dumb country noise! Bath County, Kentucky native Branden Martin will open the show, followed by Hocking County, Ohio legend Douglas McArthur. Closing out the night, it’s Hatchetgash, Arkansas’ favorite (?) sons, the Hellroys! Get your tickets now!
$15 advance/$20 day of show
