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Welcome to HELLQuarters! Ground zilch for Dumb Country Noise from the HELLROYS.

Asshole Dog Stickers!

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

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New Dumb Country Noise Out Now!

The first single, "Asshole Dog," from our upcoming 4th album is out now. If you caught one of our live shows recently, you are already familiar with this one. "Asshole Dog" is available now on all streaming platforms and from…

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Back in the studio!

The boys are back in the studio, recording what’s sure to be another chart-topper. Keep your ears peeled for the new single. 

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The HELLROYS w/ Kyle Eldridge and The Kentucky Cowhands

The HELLROYS w/ Kyle Eldridge and The Kentucky Cowhands

Saturday, March 12 @ 8:00PMSat, Mar 12 @ 8:00PM

Rambling House, 310 E. Hudson St., Columbus, OH

Your old pals, the Motherscratching Hellroys, return to the comfy confines of The Rambling House in Columbus, OH! We're thrilled to have our good friends, Kyle Eldridge & The Rhythm Rounders joining us, too! Don't miss this one! Dumb Country Noise meets the Best in Western Swing, Rockabilly, and Honky Tonk Country! Get your tickets now! It's a sure winner!

Please note: Rambling House has a vaccination policy that requires all patrons, staff, and artists to present either a proof of complete vaccination or a negative COVID-19 PCR test taken within 48 hours prior to entry.

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HELLROYS at Village Idiot Maumee

HELLROYS at Village Idiot Maumee

Saturday, February 12 @ 10:00PMSat, Feb 12 @ 10:00PM

Village Idiot Pizza, 309 Conant St., Maumee, OH 43537

The Mt. Rushmore of Dumb Country Noise, the HELLROYS, are happy to announce their first show for 2022. Join us at the fabulous Village Idiot Pizza in Maumee, Ohio on Saturday, February 12th! Only $5 at the door. No adv. tix

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HELLROYS at Checkered Flag Tavern

HELLROYS at Checkered Flag Tavern

Friday, December 10, 2021 @ 9:00PMFri, Dec 10, 2021 @ 9:00PM

Checkered Flag Tavern, 5725 W Morris St., Indianapolis, IN

You say you're going to be in Indianapolis on December 10th? Sweet!! Head on over to the Checkered Flag Tavern for the HELLROYS! It'll be our last show of 2021. What do you have to lose, your scruples!? Nice try! See ya there!

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HELLROYS at Rambling House

HELLROYS at Rambling House

Friday, November 19, 2021 @ 9:00PMFri, Nov 19, 2021 @ 9:00PM

Rambling House, 310 E. Hudson St., Columbus, OH

It's the HELLROYS' LAST COLUMBUS SHOW for 2021! We can't wait to get back to The Rambling House stage to close out this up year.

Also, we'll have FREE "Drink Drunk Enough" Shot Glasses for the first 50 tickets sold! We hope you'll join us on Friday, November 19th at The Rambling House!

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HELLROYS with Zach Whitney - Turtle Creek Tavern

HELLROYS with Zach Whitney - Turtle Creek Tavern

Friday, November 5, 2021 @ 8:30PMFri, Nov 5, 2021 @ 8:30PM

Turtle Creek Tavern, 5571 N. Hamilton Rd. , Columbus, OH 43230

Join your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, at Turtle Creek Tavern in Columbus, Ohio on Friday, Nov 5th! Our old pal (Little Brother himself), Zach Whitney will kick things off at 8:30 pm. Don't miss this. It's a sure winner.

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