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Welcome to HELLQuarters! Ground zilch for Dumb Country Noise from the HELLROYS.

🔥 New HELLROYS Tees!! 🔥 

All new HELLROYS brand t-shirts just arrived! Available in sizes small to 3XL. Women’s style also available! 

+ HELLROYS Flame Logo tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD men’s tee

+ MY TRUCK IS LOUD women’s tee

Available now from the HELLMart!

08/30/2023

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"HELLROYS Half Acre" Available Now! 

We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”

Well, the HELLROYS Half Acre is now available from the HELLMart! Click here to order.

The streaming release date is 9/29/23, but you can order it now directly from your old pals, the HELLROYS!

Here's the track listing:

  1. Asshole Dog
  2. Sodomy By the Lake (CMA Song of the Year)
  3. The F-Word 27 Times <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
  4. (My Hand Is) Prettier Than You
  5. This Truck Is Drunk
  6. Drink to Forget (Then I Forget Why I’m Drinking) <==FEATURED ON SXM OUTLAW COUNTRY!
  7. Between Satan & the Skull
  8. Stole My Heart (And My Kidney)
  9. It’s Only Make Believe (Conway Twitty cover)
  10. Big River (Johnny Cash cover)
  11. Santa Claus Is A Commie

Get on it! Get the HELLROYS Half Acre today!

07/31/2023

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New HELLROYS Cloth Patches Now In Stock! 

That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch today!

01/05/2023

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"Between Satan & the Skull" OFFICIAL VIDEO 

Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it out and let us know what you think.

 

08/07/2022

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Asshole Dog Stickers! 

Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you! 

Get the new "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker free with every HELLROYS merchandise purchase (excluding downloads). That's right! All shipments from the HellMart will include the "Beware of Asshole Dog" sticker, absolutely free!

Get yours today! It's the perfect compliment to the new HELLROYS single "Asshole Dog!" Out now and available here!

 

06/12/2022

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The HELLROYS with Travis Napier, Clark Kissick, Oliver Sayani

The HELLROYS with Travis Napier, Clark Kissick, Oliver Sayani

Sunday, September 3 @ 7:00PMSun, Sep 3 @ 7:00PM

The Big Ole Deck, 190 Waco Loop Rd, Waco, KY 40385

The Hellroys with Travis Napier, Clark Kissick, and Oliver Sayani! Each performer will play a set of their own music and the evening will close out with a special "Highwaymen" set. Tickets $18 online or $20 cash at the gate. Gates 4pm Show 7pm BYOB - Bring a chair or blanket - No glass please. Primitive camping available.

Tickets $18 online or $20 cash at the gate.

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JP Harris with the Hellroys

JP Harris with the Hellroys

Saturday, August 26 @ 7:00PMSat, Aug 26 @ 7:00PM

Rumba Cafe, 2507 Summit St., Columbus, OH

JP Harris is coming to the Rumba Cafe in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday, August 26 and the Hellroys are opening the show! We can't wait to play for the hometown crowd again. Get yourself a virtual wallet-full of tickets for this one!

$15 advance/$20 day of show

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JP Harris with the Hellroys

JP Harris with the Hellroys

Friday, August 25 @ 7:00PMFri, Aug 25 @ 7:00PM

Dukes Indy , 2352 S West St, Indianapolis, IN 46225

JP Harris is coming to Duke’s Indy on Friday, August 25 and the Hellroys open this one! Come on out to Duke’s for the honkenest, tonkenest, good timey-est show of the summer! Get a fistful of tickets now!

$15 advance

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The HELLROYS w/ Douglas McArthur & Branden Martin at Woodlands Tavern

The HELLROYS w/ Douglas McArthur & Branden Martin at Woodlands Tavern

Friday, June 23 @ 7:00PMFri, Jun 23 @ 7:00PM

Woodlands Tavern, 1200 W. 3rd Ave., Columbus, Ohio 43212

Join your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ Hellroys at Woodlands Tavern for a night of outstanding country music, red hot picking, and dumb country noise! Bath County, Kentucky native Branden Martin will open the show, followed by Hocking County, Ohio legend Douglas McArthur. Closing out the night, it’s Hatchetgash, Arkansas’ favorite (?) sons, the Hellroys! Get your tickets now!

$15 advance/$20 day of show

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The HELLROYS with the Devil Doves

The HELLROYS with the Devil Doves

Saturday, December 31, 2022 @ 7:00PMSat, Dec 31, 2022 @ 7:00PM

Rambling House, 310 E. Hudson St., Columbus, OH

Rambling House NYE this year is going to feature some of the absolute Columbus best for raucous partying. The Devil Doves and The Hellroys.

$15 advance

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