We know what you're thinking: "What the hell, HELLROYS?! Where's that new record with the songs Mojo Nixon called “the HELLROYS’ new SUPER HITS!”
That's right! It's the logo all your friend's Moms have tattooed on their...selves. Patch up all the problems in your life with the HELLROYS! Get your HELLROYS Cloth Patch today!
Just released! It’s the brand new video from your old pals, the Motherscratchin’ HELLROYS! This one features footage from the 1924 silent classic, “He Who Gets Slapped,” starring the incredible, Lon Chaney! Here’s “Between Satan & the Skull!” Check it…
Does your dog like to bite the hand that feeds her? Does she shit wherever it pleases her? Did your dog chew the neck off your 5-string banjo? If so, we have the perfect sticker for you!
The wait is over! HELLROYS On Earth is out and available now. Click the Music page to get your CD or download now! “HELLROYS on Earth” is the soundtrack to the new apocalypse. Hard drinking, bigamy, quarantine, dick jokes, Jesus…
Anybody can have a regular old Black Friday Sale. Your old pals, the Motherscratchin' HELLROYS, are proud to announce their BLACK CHRISTMAS SALE 2020. Get a butt-load of High-Quality HELLROYS Merchandise at special prices! That's right, we've slashed prices…
Once. Twice. Three times a HELLROY! Behold the three-headed HELLhound! The ancients believed the number three was a magical lucky number. Now, are we saying that wearing a three headed HELLROYS shirt will give you magical powers? Yes. Yes we…