From the recording Dumb Country Noise (Remastered)
Lyrics
Wedding at Walmart
(words & music by the HELLROYS)
Put in your teeth, babe, we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart
Mountain Dew's on sale and the kids are outta jail for the most part
Baby, you're pregnant again
And after 20 years of living in sin...
Put on your flip flops we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart
Well, we gonna need some oxy, so drop inside the pharmacy at Walmart
And maybe drop a tube of yer favorite kinda lube in the shoppin' cart
I want a broad better'n you
But after 20 years what can I do?
Sew up your stab wound, we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart
Babe, I know a guy, he works in pet supplies, he's a reverend of some sort
He gonna marry us in style in the kitty litter aisle, it won't stand up in court
Gonna have weddin' cake made of Twinkies
Then I'll take ya to the truck and we'll do somethin' stinky
Shave off your lip hair, we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart...
When we said our vows, you can take them perty flowers
Put ‘em right back on the shelf
Don'tcha worry honey, I saved a little money
We gonna have a party as well
Gonna buy some PBR and some shotgun shells
Then we gonna have the reception at the Taco Bell
Shave off your lip hair, we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart
Mountain Dew's on sale and the kids are outta jail for the most part
Baby you're pregnant again
And after 20 years of living in sin
Put on your flip flops we gonna have a weddin' and
Shave off your lip hair, we gonna have a weddin' and
Sew up your stab wound, we gonna have a weddin' and
Put in your teeth, babe, we gonna have a weddin' at Walmart